A Tiny Little Miracle [Caution: irreverent post]

Well, as the observant and thoughtful God that He is, Jesus miracled my dental floss to become endless (see “loaves & fish”). He knows I’m currently jobless, want to conserve money, yet value healthy gums. And I really appreciate that – I do! – except for one thing: I cannot stand this floss. It’s supposed to make one’s teeth whiter, but I think that’s code for “abrasive,” “not waxed” and “causes gum irritation.” I’ve had this same spool at work for the last year, trying to finish it up (conserving!) at my post-lunch brushing. It just doesn’t decrease - ever. Ah well, off I go to “make my teeth whiter.”